Nick Mamatas ([info]nihilistic_kid) wrote,
@ 2005-04-15 15:49:00
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In the Midnight Museum
So last night I sat down and read through In the Midnight Museum by Gary Braunbeck. It was very good but fell short of excellent, partially because Braunbeck's typical motifs and his use of the same lose their potentcy through familiarity.

Martin Tyler is a 44 year-old janitor who, after struggling with a lifetime of depression and crushed expectations, plus the recent and extended deaths of his parents, decides to kill himself. He plans his death very well, even looking to check in to a hotel to eat his second dose of pills, but is knocked off schedule when he encounters a bizarre mechanical birdlike thing and himself at age six. He finds himself instead checking into a mental hospital annex, where medication, isolation, and revelation make things a whole lot weirder.

The key to Martin's weird perceptions seem be tied to a watercolor painting he bought from a street artist once. The artist is in fact one of a small handful of beings who constantly create and recreate the universe, to make it better and better moment by moment. Some of the most entertaining and gripping passages in Midnight Museum describe the hyperreal creations of "Bob" the artist, as stage-managed by Jerry, the artist's astral alter ego. Bob is about to die, but some entropic element of the universe, a cosmic Alzheimer's Disease of sorts named Gash, is looking to wreak havoc sufficient to end it all, before Bob's replacement can be born and come of age. It's up to Martin, whose long ago kindness to Bob is one of the few things the painter remembers, to save us all.

First he has to break out of the mental hospital, which he does easily enough, thanks to some snappy patter and a natural charisma. Martin is an excellent character; Braunbeck does well showing him as intelligent and capable but at the same time entirely overwhelmed; he bursts into tears over breakfast, his thoughts constantly flit back to his parents, and yet he isn't just a Central Casting sad sack depressive. The internal conflict and damage he suffered makes Martin's heroism during the external conflict that much more heroic.

Many of the other characters don't hold up nearly as well, unfortunately. They tend to be a bit too "witty", often spouting punchlines for which there were no windups. The dialogue would go down better were most of the characters not mental health professionals talking to a heavily-medicated man -- the typical patronizing engagements one experiences in bottom of the barrel mental health facilities were missing, for example. (Men with a tenuous grip on sanity understanding the true nature of the universe is one of Branbeck's recurring motifs; "One Brown Mouse" had this theme, but also had a more compelling doctor character.) Unfortunately, a number of characters in Braunbeck's stories tend to be wiseguys a bit more often than quite makes sense -- a la a goth chick complaining that the kids who did the "Columbine Boogie" a few years ago made it rough for her to be taken seriously in "Down in Darkest Dixie Where The Dead Don't Dance" -- it reads like a tick he can't quite get over for fear of making the story humorless without the verbiage.

Martin hightails it to the Midnight Museum and there experiences the dark opposite of the glories of Bob's creations; this stuff is fairly compelling too, description wise, but the plot and art of it all falls apart a bit. Like a number of Braunbeck's other stories ("Rose of Sharon", In Silent Graves), the protagonist has an encounter with a deformed newborn, and the final confrontation with Gash, who generates phantasms of Martin's late folks, hinges on a telegraphed plot point that was clichéd sufficiently to be old when it was used on episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Batman Beyond.

Partially, Braunbeck is writing from his own life. He's experienced the dying parents and the mental health issues, currently works as a janitor etc., so of course these themes come up and again. That alone isn't a problem unless you read a lot of his stuff. Then comparisons inevitably come to mind. Was the use of a first-person narrator in "Palimpsest Day", a story which also deals with the fall out of parental loss, a better choice than Midnight Museum's third person, for example? (Answer: Yes.) His use of the themes and motifs are definitely more controlled in more recent work, like Midnight Museum, but this reader hungers to see Braunbeck branch out a little more.

The problems I have the book would be non-existent to someone who hasn't already read a lot of Braunbeck, but this edition of the novella clearly isn't designed for new readers. Only 450 copies of the limited edition (and 26 lettereds) were made by Necessary Evil Press, and a $35.00 pricetag means that only collectors and people who already know the author will want the book, especially when newer readers can likely still find a mass market paperback of In Silent Graves for seven bucks. The other bit of material in the book, an intro by Ray Garton, adds nothing, not even a second signature to the limited. Presumably, if I already spent $35.00 on the book, I don't need to be told that I may like it. Introductions in general, if they're to be used at all, should be meatier. (Having a back cover blurb by Garton in addition to the intro was also just silly.)

Of course, one isn't paying $35.00 for the story, but for the object. The book itself is very fine. I like the end papers, the binding on the spine is nice and tight, the cover art and design are superior to much small press horror. I especially like the textures on the cover background, which makes it much more compelling than just plain brown with art on top. Little quirks like a color author's photo and a miniature version of the cover art placed on the spine show that a lot of thought went in to design. Were I a book collector, I probably would be interested in collecting the Necessary Evil Press novella series after having seen this title. My one complaint is that the running heads and other matter heading up chapters and the like (e.g., "Introduction -- Ray Garton") are rendered in a cheesy "Groovy Ghoulies" font. It's 2005, we're all grown-ups here. Let's get a decent font.

So, should one buy In The Midnight Museum? If one is a collector or interested in a well-done small press book, yes. Should one read In The Midnight Museum? Yes...once it becomes available in a cheaper format.


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[info]nihilistic_kid
2005-04-16 04:16 pm UTC (link)
Asking horror mags to have decent reviews is like asking book catalogs to honestly rate their own material.

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Spoiler warning?
[info]las
2005-04-17 09:06 pm UTC (link)
Pleeze?

You're giving away quite a bit of the plot ....

TIA!

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Re: Spoiler warning?
[info]nihilistic_kid
2005-04-17 09:14 pm UTC (link)
I've given away the plots of every book and movie I've ever reviewed on this lj. People who read me know that I don't play peek-a-boo with art.

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Re: Spoiler warning?
[info]las
2005-04-17 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Nick my sweet, spoiler warnings are common courtesy where I grew up.

Is it really hurting your artistic integrity to put "(spoilers follow)" in a subject heading? Just curious ...

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Re: Spoiler warning?
[info]nihilistic_kid
2005-04-17 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Lucy, my turtledove, in my hometown people who actually felt that foreknowledge of a work "spoiled" it were looked at askance, and occasionally cornered by the village elders and beaten with sticks till they moved one town over, where a serial killer had been preying on street people ever since that fateful night when he was watching Planet of the Apes and thirty seconds before the end the girl two rows behind him said "And now he sees the Statue of Liberty." Ah, those were the days.

Yes, it does my hurt my critical (not artistic) integrity to talk about a work without talking about a work, all because the mass media have trained people to "expect the unexpected." If indeed the only thing a work has going for it are twists and turns and chances of gasp and say "Didn't see that one comin', no Sir" then it hardly be reviewed at all.

To celebrate or criticize work that is more than just a guessing game properly, we can't treat the work as though it is a guessing game. Spoiler warnings encourage the most base responses to work.

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Re: Spoiler warning?
[info]gadarene
2005-04-17 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Advertisements (our big exposure to mass media's commentary on coming attractions) have the practical burden of promoting no-spoileritis, in order to create a cliffhanger model that forces consumption.

Reviews and critiques, if you get all the way through and there are no "spoilers," are lazy and useless, no better than billboards. Expecting some reviewer to play Daddy and cover your ears at the good parts, and warn you that, in fact, what follows may indeed be a review or critique, not an "OMG I just read this really cool book! TTYL!" is the worst sort of self-infantilizing I may have ever heard of.

But, life is long, and I'm sure I'll hear worse manifestations of Real World Culture Shock.

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Re: Spoiler warning?
[info]las
2005-04-18 12:54 am UTC (link)
None of the points Nick made necessitated the plot revelations, which do remove some of a reader's pleasure at discovering the book for him or herself.

Spoilers are called spoilers for a reason.

One could argue that a sufficiently detailed review serves lazy readers as way getting out of having to read a book in the first place. They spend two minutes reading the reviews and can carry away enough metadata to chat intelligently with their friends about the book's shortcomings at the next cocktail party.

Postliteracy at it's finest!

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Re: Spoiler warning?
[info]kynn
2005-04-18 01:13 am UTC (link)
One could argue that a sufficiently detailed review serves lazy readers as way getting out of having to read a book in the first place.

Isn't that a good thing, though?

If a book is so bad that it can't be legitimately reviewed without "spoiling" it, I don't think I want to read it.

Nick's review talked about what was in the book, instead of coyly dodging the fact that, you know, there's content between the pages and leaving the reader of the review to guess what might have happened and what Nick thought about it.

This is more useful to me than spoiler warnings.

None of the points Nick made necessitated the plot revelations, which do remove some of a reader's pleasure at discovering the book for him or herself.

I care less about OMG PLOT REVELATIONS and more about whether it's a good book. Quite frankly, I like having things spoiled. Nearly every movie I've seen, I sought out spoilers beforehand. Spoilers are a good thing for me; they don't dillute the pleasure of reading the book.

Otherwise books would be completely worthless for re-reading. If a book can be "spoiled" by plot twists, then it's a book that nobody would ever want to read more than once.

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PROTECT ME FROM WHAT I WANT*
[info]gadarene
2005-04-18 01:36 am UTC (link)
Anyone who really cared about the third-grade-playground concept of "spoilers" would have stopped reading right about at the phrase "crushed expectations." (Yes, even wedgies are called wedgies for a reason.)

The reader who goes beyond that and then pitches an injured fit of entitlement and betrayal has crossed the same line any adult meets in reading any *competent* review or critique (one that not only proposes points—which in some circles of bedpost-humping fandom has suddenly become enough to call something a "review" or "critique"—but SUPPORTS them with examples from the matter, medium, or text) in order to rail, "But see what you made me do, Daddy!" Because sometimes having a drama is more fun than just doing what makes sense.

* compliments to Jenny Holtzer

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Re: PROTECT ME FROM WHAT I WANT*
[info]gadarene
2005-04-18 01:39 am UTC (link)
Jenny Holzer, sorry.

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[info]lightscape
2005-04-18 01:27 am UTC (link)

Yeah, that's Nick - encouraging postliteracy at every turn!

Are you making that argument, or just pointing out that it could be made? One could argue that spoilers give you cancer, too.

And which "reader" are you talking about, anyway? Let me guess - you, right? "Spoilers" don't reduce this reader's pleasure at discovering a book for itself. A story is a lot more than its surprises, or anyhow it damn well should be. If it is truly "spoiled" by having them revealed, then it was already starting to stink to begin with.

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[info]cinriter
2005-07-08 09:50 pm UTC (link)
I'll go Nick one further and say that I think this obsession with "spoilers" in reviews has contributed greatly to the decline in good reviewing in recent years. If any narrative work is reviewed without giving away spoilers, it's only been partly reviewed. I for one am not interested in sloppy, partial reviews, so I'm ready to move to Nick's town.

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